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Post by Bardock on May 2, 2011 5:04:35 GMT -5
"You rang?"
Bardock stepped from the mess hall to meet them in the hall. True to the kid's thoughts, he was tipsy but not yet drunk unfortunately. Ignoring the boy, he looked at Selypa. When he had gotten back from the control center and found her missing, the others had filled him in with great mirth about the task she lost the bet on. Toma had said something to him that he had dismissed almost instantly. Something about saying 'hi' to his kid and catching up. Pfft, why?
So Raditz wanted to be a little dodger. Who cared? He certainly didn't. All his focus was on lied in fighting, drinking and fucking. Since Raditz did not apply to even one of those, he pretty much barely existed.
'Hey, aren't you the dad of that dodger kid?' His reply was simple. 'I ain't got no kids.'
Technically, that was how Bardock looked at it and that was how he liked it. Once they were on the next pod out, they weren't his concern anymore. With a grunt he pat Raditz on his head none too gently before roughly pushing him along. "Go on and get out of here, runt. Try not to die or whatever." After dismissively waving the kid off, he turned to Selypa. "What took so damn long? We have another mission and we're waiting on you while you lollygag with the fuckin' kid. Come on."
Bardock impatiently gestured for her to hurry it up and head for the launch pad. The kid was in, minor job done, now it was back to big league business. "This is a good one too, I think they may be a little strong for us, but we'll manage."
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Post by Selypa on May 2, 2011 5:26:59 GMT -5
"You've got a lot to learn, kid. If someone can kick your ass and rip your heart out, you fuckin' salute them." Was Selypa's response, though her tail did lash behind her.
It was actually kind of cute in an annoying and peevish way how much he wanted he wanted her gone. At least he recognized that running wasn't an option. The kid wasn't dumb... He just seemed to have no sense of self-preservation. And if he expected her to do some bullshit like force him to eat or something, he had a rude awakening. He would eat on his own, or not, and get hungry on the mission. It was a fuckin' life lesson, and she wasn't going to baby him.
Ignoring him for the moment and glancing at the time stamp in her scouter, Selypa wondered what the likelyhood of an ironic moment would be. It was about the right time for Bardock to be having a drink... Then again, he had a drink every moment he could. So did she and the others.
Sure enough, however, the voice rang from the entrance of the mess hall. "Getting drunk." Was her amused reply as her tail flicked through the air, one hand resting on her hip. Nodding to him, she watched as he gave the kid a rather hard pat on the head and shoved him along. Movement down the corridor caught her attention, her violet eyes catching the black-eyed gaze of another female who apparently was watching them. Looks like the poor kid was going to learn another life lesson... The joy of morons.
"I took the scenic route and picked up a few souveniers." Selypa retorted. Her good mood for the day was so long gone after the kid's attacks, both physical and verbal, and the sight of one of the two fucking wenches down the corridor luring like a goddamn parasite. "I gave him a life lesson: Don't piss me off." Glancing down the corridor again she shook her head before following Bardock. "It better be a good one. I need a fight that's better then squishing some fuckin' bugs."
She was so itching for a fight.
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Post by Raditz on May 2, 2011 5:46:37 GMT -5
"Don't expect any salutes from me." He grunted back at Selypa before his father showed up.
The boy growled at his father as he was 'pat' on the head then shoved. It was official, he fucking hated people here. Especially the two behind him. There was a throb in his right eye as his shoulders hunched up. "I hope you both die horrible, embarrassing deaths..." Since he had no where to go but out the door to the launching pad, he made his way in that direction. On his way though, he was greeted by something totally unexpected and downright bizarre-
The lurking female had brightened as he approahed and then she latched onto him, arms wrapped around his neck and head as she hugged him with a loud, obnoxious coo. 'What the FUCK?' Raditz thought in alarm as the female gave him a little shaking.
"Oooh, I'm so sorry your father is dumb dumb poo poo head...It's okay though, I-" She didn't have a chance to finish as he socked her in the nose, causing her to recoil and let go of him with a startled cry. The woman held her bleeding nose as she looked down at the boy with big, teary eyes. "Wh-Wh-Why did you d-d-do such a h-h-horrible thing?!"
Raditz gave her a boggled look of confusion after stepping away as she sat there and bawled loudly. Oh yeah. He definitely hated people now. Thankfully she hadn't grabbed his tail, so punching her had been more than easy to do. He just didn't think she would be so weak and weepy. "Um, cause you grabbed me like some spaz and I don't even know you?" He glanced back at Selypa and pointed at her, "I blame this on you, ya dumb dyke!"
Before he took off, he stuck his thumbs in his ear and waved his hands as he stuck his tongue out at the other Saiyajin who had dragged him in. If he never saw her again, good fucking riddance. If he did? Well, he'd show her. He shot off for the launch pad well ahead of them while the weepy woman tried to tend to her poor nose.
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May 2, 2011 19:37:35 GMT -5
Post by Bardock on May 2, 2011 19:37:35 GMT -5
"There is no scenic route." Bardock grunted, smirking as the kid gave the weird woman that he had been enduring earlier what she was asking for. Honestly, who stood around and watched you like some weird hawk?
"Kid has spunk, which from what it sounds, he gave a little to you."
The others were waiting for them outside at the launching pad and Bardock was tired of waiting so he continued leading Selypa along. He was curious to know just what sort of trouble a little kid could give a warrior like her and he was almost tempted to put her on Panbukin duty for taking so long. Judging from her agitation, it would certainly get under her skin to further be punished in a single day and that made the temptation all the greater.
"How about this...I flip a coin. Heads, I let you off the hook for wasting time with the runt. Tails, you're on Panbukin duty for the whole mission." The commander paused, taking out a silvery coin as he smirked devilishly at her. Ah, being an asshole was too much fun. He paused, hearing some incoming message from...Was that Turles? His brother always had some habit of trying to call him at the worst times, like when he was drinking and stuff. The rogue reached up and clicked off his scouter so he wasn't interrupted. Instead, he waved the coin at the female and flipped it into the air. It spun, glinting off the light overhead before he caught it and slapped it on the back of his hand. He peeked under, hiding it from view.
Heads.
Oh, where was the fun in that? Well, she didn't know any better.
"Tails. Faaaaaaaaaail." Bardock roared with laughter before he took off to run the rest of the short distance to the pad, wanting to avoid her coming after him in a fit of rage.
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Post by Selypa on May 4, 2011 4:02:38 GMT -5
Whether or not he hated her was beside the point. She had done her part, though she was more then half-tempted to blast the lurking whore down the corridor. She just snorted at his threat. It would be a cold day in hell when someone finally managed to take her dow-
Well hell, she actually kind of like the kid now. The wails of the pitiful woman were annoying at best, but a strange, welcome sort of sound. It certainly made her feel bette-
Oh that little bastard.
Her violet eyes flashed and she lifted her hand sharply before snapping it out, sending a concentrated energy bolt zipping through the air to smack the kid in the ass as he turned after his immature little display.
"You do that again, you fucking punk, and I will shove your head up your ass so hard that you'll see the future!" She hollered after him, her anger back in full stride. Couple that with the woman's crying, and she was getting a headache.
Muttering under her breath, she almost missed what Bardock had said. Her eyes blazed with even more anger at the thought of being on fucking Panbukin duty. Sometimes it was hard to remember why they tolerated the fucking fat bastard. How the hell did anyone with a metabolism as large as a saiyajins get fat?
"Fine. Whatever." She growled at her commander, crossing her arms as she watched him, her tail lashing behind her angrily. The silvery coin flipped into the air, catching the light, her green scouter tracking the movement...
Tails? This just was fucking...
"Son of a bitch...! BARDOCK! I'M GOING TO SHAVE YOUR TAIL DOWN, INCH BY INCH!" She shouted after him, starting to go after him when a voice caused her to pause.
"Oh S-Selypa! You didn't have to h-hit Raditz for me, I'm okay, really, I think it's just broken, though why would he hit his own m-" Not wanting to hear another word, Selypa turned, firing a blast that sent the woman into a wall.
"You know what, Taan? Shut the fuck up. Go cry to 'Roto. Hopefully the next time I see you is when I'm good and dead." She snapped at her before turning and flying down the corridor. Someone was going to fucking die if she had her way....
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